Oh and this is a little random, but the hackers on Splatoon 2 are super-annoying.
On the day your house was attacked with military force, your son had been sleeping untill 7 am.
Normally he got up at 4 to do his homework, because you had raised him as a good boyafter his mother died in mysterious circumstances all those years ago.
Everyone else was already up.
Platinum, your daughter, was already making them all fried breakfirst with syrup.
Platinum was an best in her class at bio-chemist, her parents were proud. She was going to a school for higher talents and thats all that mattered to them.
They didn’t mind that she was a bit wild at times.
At 11, she now knew 6 languages, one ancient , 2 computer and four sign langerages.
She found it easy, and learnt them with her dad together.
By now, you were now up and standing on the porch with your shirt off. You stared out over the wide desert landscape, you was handsome in a rugged kinda way.
Once, long ago, you was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. You were no longer a soldier, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.
You were troubled by a newspaper artical your read a few days ago, that mentioned that someone from Inkopolis was killed in a massive drive by shooting . You were one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell you cast with Kraken a few years ago.
The Kraken was now hidden in his garrage.
You were disturbed from your deep thinking by Platinum tugging on your shirt.
“Father! Father! Look!”
Platinum pointed urgently at the horizon.
Para-troopers Hundreds of them!
They were coming straight at your house.
You ran inside and bolted the front door.
You woke your son up, and told everyone to run out the back.
They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.
“Quick! Start the Spaceship! We are under attack!”
“OMG” You said as Moe run out.
He ran back in with his helmit.
You, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around your garrage in order to hide your precious Kraken. The rocks fell and burried it totaly secretly so no one would find it. (None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way)
Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.
You and your family ran to the hanger, Platinum leading the way with her mace BANG BANG!’ Platinum killed only those she had too, merely mortaly wounding the rest
They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.
“Dont worry! We are almost there!”.
They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.
Their was a soldier already there, but Platinum whackd him.
“Good job!” you said, as you pushed him out.
They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.
“Did you get the secret message?”
“Yes, my good friend Cap’n Cuttlefish told me that DJ Octavio was behind this!”.
“We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece”.
So they joined onwards, their enemy’s in hot pursuit!
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Marie and snarkly Cap’n Cuttlefish. Smart and clever Annie and… and Moe.
I too had heard of Moe and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.
And when he spoke, he sounded so… I swooned right in front of him.
“We should defeat DJ Octavio,” Moe said.
“I agree,” you said, “but I’m not sure.”
“We can use your new friend,” said Moe. “DJ Octavio doesn’t know Platinum. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
“But Platinum is still very inexperienced,” you said, “And I worry about her.”
“Don’t worry,” said Moe, “I know Platinum can take it on. Trust me on that” And he gave me a wink.
In the corners of my eyes I saw you staring first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, you walked away.
I walked after you and said: “What’s wrong?”
“Nutting” you said but I didn’t believe you.
“No seriously, you can tell me, I’m really good at picking up on these things.”
“You’re right, you’re really good at picking up on those things,” you said and sighed. You then said: “You know my past, right?”
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: “yes.”
“Well, it… it… makes it hard for me to make connections with people.” you said. A single tear rolled down your cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
“And I feared,’ you said, ‘that when I saw you talk and awake at Moe like that, that you may… you may no longer find me that interesting?”
“But I do!”
‘And without you, I don’t know if the world is still worth saving,” you said with a sniffle, “how can I defeat DJ Octavio if you won’t be with me?”
“Well, uh, I didn’t think you’d like me that much,” I said blushing.
But then, then you leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
“You can never beat me, I’m indomitable,” said DJ Octavio.
“Oh I beat you villain you!, you’ll run back crying to your momma. (that is,the one that wasn’t decapitated)”
“Mhuahahaaha I don’t need no mother, I am after all adopted”.
After that, you leaped down onto the volcano plato
you were in luck because you just managed to jump on it but didn’t fall in it. It would have been a short story if you fell in it.
Cap’n Cuttlefish called to you: “are you alright lover, you fell quite hard”. “I’m an expert at falling,” spoke you, “especially with girls.”‘
DJ Octavio stood looking at our hero – his cape flapping in hotness.
He showed an expression of smugness. “I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!”‘
Suddenly he held the Kraken aloft.
“This is what you want!
This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.’
“Noo….not the Kraken”
“Yes. The Kraken”
“The Kraken!” gasped Marie
“Yes. The Kraken”
Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.
The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary.
Laughing as he stood there, he approached you, “Give up and go home, Marie doesnt love you anyway.”
“Thats not true!
you ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while DJ Octavio evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)
But every time you hit DJ Octavio, he just smiled and hit him back.
In between dodging lava ejectulations, DJ Octavio said: “You cannot beat me”
“NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!” you YELLED HARD!
“Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for.”
“I HATE YOU!!” you said and ran towards him with your weapon drawn.
“Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!””
“No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!”
“Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend,” he said while dodging another lava ejactulation, “I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.
“Your a monster and you will die, you monster!”
you ran towards DJ Octavio, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock
you surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in your hands because you really wanted to kill the you
“NOW!!!” SHOUTED our hero and >herosexhisher> female companion lifted her top and DJ Octavio was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.
Using this to his outmost tactical advancement you grapped Kraken from DJ Octavio and stabbed him in his forehead Blood gushed out.
“Owch! While I had the Kraken I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt”
He staggered around and grabbed into the air, you was dying. “You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family.”
Suddenly an ejaculation of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes .
“you , you, I love you! But we only have 6 minutes to escape before this volcano erupts!!!”
“Then quick, we must leave and leave this place behind, you said and left this place behind.”
Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, you and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind you, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble.”