Splatoon 14.5: Return of You

I have been playing Splatoon2 on my Nintendo Switch almost every day this Summer and it inspired me to put together this little piece of Fan Fiction.

Oh and this is a little random, but the hackers on Splatoon 2 are super-annoying.
On the day your house was attacked with military force, your son had been sleeping untill 7 am.

Normally he got up at 4 to do his homework, because you had raised him as a good boyafter his mother died in mysterious circumstances all those years ago.

Everyone else was already up.

Platinum, your daughter, was already making them all fried breakfirst with syrup.
Platinum was an best in her class at bio-chemist, her parents were proud. She was going to a school for higher talents and thats all that mattered to them.

They didn’t mind that she was a bit wild at times.

At 11, she now knew 6 languages, one ancient , 2 computer and four sign langerages.
She found it easy, and learnt them with her dad together.

By now, you were now up and standing on the porch with your shirt off. You stared out over the wide desert landscape, you was handsome in a rugged kinda way.

Once, long ago, you was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. You were no longer a soldier, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.

You were troubled by a newspaper artical your read a few days ago, that mentioned that someone from Inkopolis was killed in a massive drive by shooting . You were one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell you cast with Kraken a few years ago.

The Kraken was now hidden in his garrage.

You were disturbed from your deep thinking by Platinum tugging on your shirt.

“Father! Father! Look!”

Platinum pointed urgently at the horizon.

“oh, bollocks!”

Para-troopers Hundreds of them!

They were coming straight at your house.

You ran inside and bolted the front door.

You woke your son up, and told everyone to run out the back.

They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.

“Quick! Start the Spaceship! We are under attack!”

“OMG” You said as Moe run out.

He ran back in with his helmit.

“Holy Shit!”.

You, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around your garrage in order to hide your precious Kraken. The rocks fell and burried it totaly secretly so no one would find it. (None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way)
Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.

You and your family ran to the hanger, Platinum leading the way with her mace BANG BANG!’ Platinum killed only those she had too, merely mortaly wounding the rest
They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.

“Dont worry! We are almost there!”.

They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.

Their was a soldier already there, but Platinum whackd him.

“Good job!” you said, as you pushed him out.

They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.

“Did you get the secret message?”

“Yes, my good friend Cap’n Cuttlefish told me that DJ Octavio was behind this!”.
“We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece”.

So they joined onwards, their enemy’s in hot pursuit!
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Marie and snarkly Cap’n Cuttlefish. Smart and clever Annie and… and Moe.

I too had heard of Moe and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so… I swooned right in front of him.

“We should defeat DJ Octavio,” Moe said.
“I agree,” you said, “but I’m not sure.”
“We can use your new friend,” said Moe. “DJ Octavio doesn’t know Platinum. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
“But Platinum is still very inexperienced,” you said, “And I worry about her.”
“Don’t worry,” said Moe, “I know Platinum can take it on. Trust me on that” And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw you staring first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, you walked away.

I walked after you and said: “What’s wrong?”
“Nutting” you said but I didn’t believe you.
“No seriously, you can tell me, I’m really good at picking up on these things.”
“You’re right, you’re really good at picking up on those things,” you said and sighed. You then said: “You know my past, right?”
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: “yes.”
“Well, it… it… makes it hard for me to make connections with people.” you said. A single tear rolled down your cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
“And I feared,’ you said, ‘that when I saw you talk and awake at Moe like that, that you may… you may no longer find me that interesting?”
“But I do!”
‘And without you, I don’t know if the world is still worth saving,” you said with a sniffle, “how can I defeat DJ Octavio if you won’t be with me?”
“Well, uh, I didn’t think you’d like me that much,” I said blushing.

But then, then you leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
“You can never beat me, I’m indomitable,” said DJ Octavio.
“Oh I beat you villain you!, you’ll run back crying to your momma. (that is,the one that wasn’t decapitated)”

“Mhuahahaaha I don’t need no mother, I am after all adopted”.

After that, you leaped down onto the volcano plato
you were in luck because you just managed to jump on it but didn’t fall in it. It would have been a short story if you fell in it.
Cap’n Cuttlefish called to you: “are you alright lover, you fell quite hard”. “I’m an expert at falling,” spoke you, “especially with girls.”‘
DJ Octavio stood looking at our hero – his cape flapping in hotness.
He showed an expression of smugness. “I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!”‘
Suddenly he held the Kraken aloft.

“This is what you want!

This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.’
“Noo….not the Kraken”
“Yes. The Kraken”
“The Kraken!” gasped Marie
“Yes. The Kraken”
Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.
The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary.
Laughing as he stood there, he approached you, “Give up and go home, Marie doesnt love you anyway.”
“Thats not true!

you ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while DJ Octavio evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)
But every time you hit DJ Octavio, he just smiled and hit him back.
In between dodging lava ejectulations, DJ Octavio said: “You cannot beat me”
“Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for.”
“I HATE YOU!!” you said and ran towards him with your weapon drawn.
“Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!””
“No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!”
“Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend,” he said while dodging another lava ejactulation, “I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.

“Your a monster and you will die, you monster!”
you ran towards DJ Octavio, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock
you surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in your hands because you really wanted to kill the you

“NOW!!!” SHOUTED our hero and >herosexhisher> female companion lifted her top and DJ Octavio was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.

Using this to his outmost tactical advancement you grapped Kraken from DJ Octavio and stabbed him in his forehead Blood gushed out.

“Owch! While I had the Kraken I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt”

He staggered around and grabbed into the air, you was dying. “You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family.”

Suddenly an ejaculation of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes .

“you , you, I love you! But we only have 6 minutes to escape before this volcano erupts!!!”
“Then quick, we must leave and leave this place behind, you said and left this place behind.”

Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, you and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind you, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble.”

The End


A Short Story of a Man

This is a short story. Just like the Percy Jackson one I posted a while back, this one came to me while watching movies online. I was browsing on Primewire but all the links were a bit scammy.

Here is the story. I really hope you enjoy it.

There was a man standing at the water’s edge.

Shadow, a baleful man of remarkable achievement, stood alone on the beach, gazing over the teal water with his morose hetero chromatic pools. Gazing emptily into the wind, he embraced the cool ocean breeze against his scalp. He tried to deny the stirrings in his heart as he absentmindedly adjusted his scarf. He wore an inky tank top, his shoulders a beautiful coral-flushed ivory in the sun, and a pair of pearly slacks. He had a empty visage with a glowing healthily color-touched pale head. An elaborate tattoo snaked its way around his visible skin. He stood, awaiting his love.

It must have been fate in mortal form that brought them together. He knew from the moment he laid eyes on her that they were meant to be. From then on, Shadow was sometimes needy and close, but then suddenly cold and fearful. Sheik tried her best to hide her pain, but it was plain in her depths. That was how it was to this very day.

Camp Half Blood Fan Fiction

My latest work of fan fiction comes from an intense Saturday afternoon spend watching movies from besthdmovies. More specifically, from some alts to that site I found, because the streaming wasn’t very good. I like it because it has a great mix of Hollywood and Bollywood choices. Much better selection than Netflix.

This is called the House of Luke Castellan and it takes place in the Percy Jackson universe.

House of Luke Castellan

One night Percy Jackson had been drinking too much gin. He felt very nice and enjoyed it very much. Then all the sudden he saw a stranger walking. Not just any stranger because real strangers dont exist! This one was evil! The Hero of Olympus ran to stranger and hit them, it was Luke Castellan! “How dare you..you.. villain! I kill you by murder!”
“Yes, we fight now!” No Percy Jackson screamed in agony. and he screamed a lots you know. it really really hurt. the pain that is.
Trust me, youd scream hurt! Our hero took his mighty weapon and went balistik on he. “Oh no! It was my friend! And my friend there is really a man!” “My friend! said Percy Jackson, you are a man!” he said and saying he did! “Oh that is good” said The Hero of Olympus “No it is not! Mahaha!!. You see i must kill you because I was told to by my manakin “But not today!”, with that the villianess villian ran off into the sunset. So Prissy got onto his jaguar. The others followed on their scooter but were quite far behind. Percy Jackson knew he had to go faster and faster like the speed of sound. So he raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops. “No time for rules!” he called out as he passed. “I have to take my full responsibilities of life!” he said.
Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys! So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, headbutting them as he was above them. “Eat my fist!” The Hero of Olympus yelled as he slapped them. He speed onwards past fields and villages and cities and apartments and other landscape. Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went. He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike. Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.
They arrived at Luke Castellan’s apartment and entered “You have arrived I see. Pitty, I was just talking to my Boss” “Your boss?” said everyone. “HE MEANS ME!!!” Suddenly, SATAN appeared behind them! “OMG” they all said in unison. “Your G wont save you now, mere mortals” With that, he struck down his falk and killed Luke Castellan. “You bastard. You Will Pay For That.”. “You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan” “My brother is the most ugly wizzard in the city.” said Seaweed Brain. “What??” Percy Jackson smiled softly as he knew what he meant. Dramatically,Percy Jackson pulled out HIS BIBLE! “With the TRUE word of GOD our savior and with the power of CHRIST I compel you to LEAVE!” “NOOO ARRGGGG NOT THE HOLY WORD OF GOD! MY POWERS OF COMMUNISM AND GOVERNMENT OVERREACH IS NO MATCH!!!” Satan exploded with the holy light of justice! . “This is true power, not that evil magic” said The Hero of Olympus! “Our work here is done” With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along. The End

Thinking of New Fan Fiction to Write

…but I need a topic. My most popular post is the fan fiction I wrote about Inside Out. I don’t know why it’s the most popular one, but it is. I suppose that Inside Out was a popular movie, so maybe that is why.

Lately I am watching a lot of anime, especially Naruto Shippuden. I usually watch on GogoAnime or one of the Gogo alts when it’s not working. There are a lot of places you can watch anime online.

I am also re-watching the ABC Series, Lost, which is now on Netflix. I’m on season 3 and they do such a good job of presenting the characters. They all have amazing backstories and would make for a great bit of fan fiction.

I’ll keep pondering on what to write next.

The Tale of Hikari and Jack

There was a woman standing at the water’s edge.

Hikari, an immaculate girl rapidly approaching womanhood, stood alone on the beach, gazing over the cerulean water with her innocent royal blue globes. Her lily-white hair danced lightly in the ocean breeze, tickling against one cheek as she smiled to herself with anticipation, resting her cheek against one hand as she traced a finger along her silver necklace. She wore a platinum kimono embroidered with flowers and butterflies. Her mane flowed in a pearly torrent past her shoulders, complementing her unblemished milky visage. She stood, awaiting her love.

It started on that day, when she had found herself facing mortal danger, desperately in need of a savior. He came in the form of Jack, who cut down what danger he could and swept her away from the rest. From then on, they were inseparable. They shared every part of their life with each other. That was how it was to this very day.

“Hikari,” Jack said simply with an admiring look-over and a beaming grin. His brick-colored crystals complimented his tawny hair, kept short, belying his rebellious heart. He was dressed in that exotic fashion in which he was most comfortable. He had a toned but slender body covered with roseate-flushed platinum skin. As Hikari drew nearer, she caught a note of his familiar scent of lingering iron and steel. She smiled to herself. It always reminded her of the time they shared.

“Oh, Jack! You came!” Hikari said breathlessly, reaching out to take him into an embrace. With that, they began to walk along the beach.

The air was salty and warm, the sun sparkling bright and the waves foam-crested and sapphire, and yet Hikari could not let herself be happy. She wanted to reach for Jack’s steady hand, always a comfort, but it was her sadness — who was she to burden Jack with that? Although she tried to stop them, her lips trembled, gemstone orbs filling with unwashed tears.

But she couldn’t hide from Jack. He took her by the hand and drew her toward himself, and when she looked up into his face he had a smile warmer than the sun.

“What’s wrong?” he asked. “You look so sad!”

She tried to smile, to show him that she was happy there, with him, but her bloom-colored lips would not obey her.

“I’m sorry,” she lamented softly, ducking her head. His fingers, calloused but gentle, tipped her chin up.

“Don’t be!” he ejected worriedly, warm windows to his soul searching out her own. “I don’t ever want you to be sad! I know, I’ll tell you a joke! A dragon rider, a mage, and a bard all walk into this bar…”

“Please,” Hikari breathed. She shook her head violently, sending her hair whipping back in forth in the sea breeze. “No jokes. I can’t take it. You’re so kind to me and so good and I … and I…” She turned away as the tears came anew, spilling like pearls over her cheeks. Jack was quiet for a moment. His arms circled around her and she let herself lean back against his strong, lean chest. She always felt safest when she was with him.

“I don’t want there to be anything between us,” Jack said softly. “I love you, Hikari.”

“Oh, Jack,” she sighed adoringly. She turned in his arms and caught his face between her delicate hands. For a long moment, all they did was gaze into each other’s eyes, each filled to the brim with emotions unspoken, deeper than the ocean all around them.

While they walked down the beach, they spotted a natural alcove in the cliff bordering the beach.

“Oh! Is that…” Hikari began.

Jack pressed a finger to her lips and said, “Yeah. Shh. Come on.”

The natural alcove was covered in creeping vines with leaves and tiny flowers. The sound of the ocean echoed all around them, and tiny crabs burrowed into the sand at their approach.

“It’s beautiful, Jack.”

“I know,” he murmured as he closed the distance between them. “So are you.”

Jack’s lips were rough against hers, and so too were his hands. Hikari was arrested by the smell of lingering iron and steel.

When Hikari surfaced for air, she whispered, “Oh, Jack…”

It was some time before they left the alcove.

“Look… it’s the sunset.”

Hikari lifted her head at Jack’s words to behold the dying sun’s carrot-colored radiance. “How beautiful.”

After a moment of silence, he took Hikari’s hands in his and said quietly and seriously, “Hikari, I need to say something. Without you, I would be the sea without the moon — the moon without the sun — I… I mean, what I mean to say is…”

“Jack,” she breathed in response. “You are special to me too. You are my moon and stars.”

He brought their clasped hands to his lips. “Then… so long as you will it, we will never be parted.”

Hikari sighed with contentment and brought him closer. She gazed at the beautiful aurulent rays of the falling sun, thinking about everything that had transpired on this day and all that would pass between them.

“I love you, Jack.”

“I love you too, Hikari.”

Their lips met, and pale strands met light brown ones, aflame in the dying light. The sand was their witness and the rumbling ocean their approving audience, and Jack, her eternally faithful lover. Hikari thought to herself that nothing could be more perfect in the world.

For me, this story is a bringing together of some of my favorite sources for characters from the worlds of Anime and older television series from the USA. Can you guess who the inspiration for Jack is?

My friend Tony wants to take parts of this story and make it the basis of a Roblox game that he is developing. He thinks it could be a very popular Roblox game but it might be too romantic for most people. “Less kissing and more killing” is his recommendation.


Looking for New Inspiration

I took a short break from writing new fan fiction after my piece on Breaking Bad. I’m looking for new inspiration. I need a new TV series or video game to be inspired by. I’ve been playing the new Legend of Zelda game on my Nintentdo Switch but since I already wrote about that I need something new.

I was watching MacGyver on couch tuner last night. It is a really old-school show but MacGyver is so awesome and would make a great fanfic star. For some reason I think he might be good in a mashup with something modern and different like Top Chef. I dunno.


Breaking Bad: Walter vs. Todd – The Final Battle

Sort of a mash-up between Breaking Bad and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Just roll with it, ok?

Now, this is a story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down.
And I’d like to take a minute,
Just sit right there.
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called New Mexico.

In west-America born and raised,
On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool,
And all doing some chemistry outside of the school.
When a couple of Todds guys who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
She said ‘You’re movin’ with Mrs White and Jesse Pinkman to New Mexico’.

I begged and pleaded with her day after day,
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way.
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking beer out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of New Mexico living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, all that,
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there,
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of New Mexico.

Well, the 4×4 landed and when I came out,
There was a dude who like a cop – there with the Walter White name out.
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet,
I just got here,
I used my Chemistry powers and – like lightning, disappeared.

Then whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had Blue Meth in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought ‘Nah, forget it’ – ‘Yo, home to New Mexico’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8,
And I yelled to the Todd ‘Yo home smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of New Mexico.

Here’s the theme song it was inspired by:

I know this is random but because I’m a fan of Minecraft, I went looking for Breaking Bad-themed skins to replace my default “Steve” character. There are so many of them out there! Changing skins in Minecraft is easy, but if you need some tips to change, check it here.

And don’t worry, there are Fresh Prince skins, too.